Sista, Gimme Shelter (From This Polyester)

             WOO WEE! The heat of the air here in Chicago is hot enough to fry a churro at Navy Pier. And this was the ''perfectly opportune'' moment to wear a polyester dress. This dress, my friend, shall be used in fall. Well, actually really soon, when my mom tells me I'll pass out, then I'll ignore her, and pass out in a puddle of moldy churros and mud at a street fest as a has been from a 70's sitcom dee jays for a crowd of frat boys. 

    I simply adore the way the belt makes this look! And the picture makes my hair look thick and wavy like Jane Birkin's... not like the tangled mess with crumbs of Frito Twist entangled in it that it truly is.

                             A positive of summer is being able to go outside and paint my nails. My dad is severely allergic to nail polish.

                                  This is my board of inspirations (queue wide hand gesture). It includes pictures of Lorde, Diana Vreeland, Marilyn Monroe, and Mick Jagger.